What did the blonde customer say after someone told her she couldn't return a broken clock? 'But it's only 24 hours!'

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of car accidents occur 1 mile from home? She moved 1 mile away.

How does a blonde part their hair? By doing a cartwheel.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? 'Thanks for the refill.'

Why did the blonde bring a screwdriver to the bar? She wanted to tighten up the night.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No U-Turn' sign? She made a U-turn.

How did the blonde try to kill a spider? She sprayed it with hairspray.

Why did the blonde bring a camera to the zoo? She wanted to take selfies with the animals.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Yield' sign? 'Why should I give up?'.

Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the party? She wanted to check the temperature of the fun.

How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw breadcrumbs at it.

How did the blonde break her arm while jumping rope? She tripped over the rope.

Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the meeting? She wanted to take notes.

How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She fed it chocolate.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? She went in anyway.

How did the blonde try to kill a mouse? She left cheese out for it.

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the party? She heard they were digging it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Can we at least trespass a little?'

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to the bar? She wanted to tally up her drinks.

What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Dead End' sign? She reversed her car.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the beach? She didn't want to get lost in the sand.