Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Parking' sign? 'Aww, where am I supposed to park now?'
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump-ty Dum-pty Sat On A... What Was It Again?
What do you call a blonde with a library card? A mystery novel.
How do you confuse a blonde on a computer? Delete the recycle bin.
What do you call a blonde at a golf course? The 19th hole.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Put her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the party? She heard it was a bit too noisy.
Why did the blonde freeze to death in a drive-in movie? She went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
Why did the blonde wear a baseball cap while painting? To keep her head dry when the paint dried.
How do you confuse a blonde driving at night? Turn off the headlights.
What do you call a blonde with a bottle of invisible ink? Colorblind.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you sometime in the future.
Why did the blonde throw away her calendar? She kept getting lost in the dates.
How do you drown a blonde in the bathtub? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom.
Why did the blonde keep a ruler in her car? To measure how far she drove.
What did the blonde say after finishing the puzzle in 6 months? 'This is the hardest coloring book I've ever done!'
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Instagram was a weight loss app?
What's a blonde's favorite rock band? Def Leppard.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? They said drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde bring a coaster to the bar? She heard the drinks were coaster-y.