Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde break the can opener? She couldn't figure out how to use a manual.
How did the blonde help the police solve the case? She drew a line around the body... because it was a crime scene.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Tell her you think she's smart.
How did the blonde burn her ear? She tried to iron her headphones.
What do you call a blonde with an actual thought? A miracle.
Why don't blondes clean their closets? They always get stuck in the vacuum.
What do you call a blonde with an actual talent? A brunette.
Why do blondes make terrible pharmacists? They always miss the red 'stop' sign.
What did the blonde do when she saw a mirror at the bar? She saw double the drinks!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'I'll just trespass a little!'
Why did the blonde bring a candle to the bar? In case the drinks needed some light!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Keep Off the Grass' sign? She put on her high heels!
Why did the blonde bring a water bottle to the beach? To catch some waves!
Why did the blonde take a map to the park? In case she got lost on the swing set!
Why did the blonde bring a backpack full of air to the camping trip? In case she needed to hike in the clouds!
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Swimming' sign? 'I'll just float instead!'
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? To take a nap between drinks!
Why did the blonde bring a kite to the restaurant? In case the food needed some airtime!
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Caution: Hot' sign? 'I better cool it down!'
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the concert? She heard the band was playing on the roof!
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? She found another way to exit!