Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a menu to the bar? She heard the drinks were order-ly.
Why did the blonde bring a knife to the bar? She heard the drinks were cut above.
Why did the blonde bring a plate to the bar? She heard the drinks were served.
Why did the blonde bring a pot to the bar? She heard the drinks were cooking.
Why did the blonde bring a pan to the bar? She heard the drinks were sizzling.
Why did the blonde bring a whisk to the bar? She heard the drinks were whisking her away.
Why did the blonde bring a ladle to the bar? She heard the drinks were ladle-icious.
Why did the blonde bring a spatula to the bar? She heard the drinks were flipping good.
Why did the blonde bring a glass to the bar? She heard the drinks were crystal clear.
Why did the blonde bring a bottle opener to the bar? She heard the drinks were bottled up.
Why did the blonde bring a corkscrew to the bar? She heard the drinks were uncorked.
Why did the blonde bring a wine glass to the bar? She heard the drinks were wine-ding down.
Why did the blonde bring a martini glass to the bar? She heard the drinks were martini-fying.
Why did the blonde bring a shot glass to the bar? She heard the drinks were shot in the dark.
Why did the blonde bring a chair to the bar? She wanted a seat at the bartender's table.
What did the blonde do with the puzzle pieces? Tried to fit them into a blender.
How did the blonde try to cool down a room? Turn on the heater.
Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She heard the drinks took time to pour.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer to sit in the dark.
What did the blonde do when she heard about a new restaurant called 'The Kebab House'? She packed her bags for a holiday.
What do you call a blonde with a job? A miracle.