Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How do you confuse a blonde for hours? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Why did the blonde wear a timepiece to the bar? She heard the drinks were on time-out.
How did the blonde pass her math test? She copied off the smart brunette.
What's the best way to teach a blonde to swim? Remove the ladder from the pool.
Why did the blonde bring a fly swatter to the bar? She heard the drinks were buzzing.
How did the blonde become a firefighter? She heard they had fun putting out fires.
What did the blonde do with the book Light My Fire? She used it to start a BBQ.
How did the blonde kill a fish? She overfed it.
Why did the blonde bring a rabbit to the bar? She heard the drinks were hopping.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book and tell her it's an autobiography.
Why did the blonde bring a coat to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the rocks.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A unicorn.
Why did the blonde run with a ladder? She heard the drinks were up for grabs.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A miracle.
Why did the blonde become a cheerleader? She wanted to inflate her IQ.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of milk? It said 'Open other end.'
Why did the blonde go to the movie theater with a ruler? She heard it was a 'measuring tape.'
What did the blonde do when she missed the bus? She waited for it at the stop sign.
What do you call a blonde with a university degree? A tourist.
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They always mess up the prescriptions.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A troubleshooter.