Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she heard people were talking about her behind her back? She started looking for a mirror.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? So she could see herself on the rocks.
How do you know a blonde has been using your phone? Auto correct changes 'smart' to 'blonde'.
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a map and ask her where she's going.
Why did the blonde bring a football to the bar? She heard they were serving touchdowns.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was hot outside? She brought a calendar.
Why did the blonde bring a calendar to the bar? To schedule her drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? To take a 'cocktail' nap.
How did the blonde break her arm while getting dressed? She tripped over her own clothes.
Why did the blonde bring a compass to the bar? To find her way to the bathroom.
Why did the blonde bring a remote control to the bar? To change the channel on her drink.
How did the blonde break her leg while ice skating? She mistook the rink for a dance floor.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? To make sure her drinks were cool.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? To draw on the table.
Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? To reflect on her drink choices.
What did the blonde do when she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign? She sprinkled water on the floor to make it match.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'concentrate' and she was trying to focus.
What did the blonde do when she found out it was chilly outside? She brought a bowl to 'chili'.
Why did the blonde bring a GPS to the bar? To navigate through the drink menu.
How did the blonde break her arm while putting on a jacket? She got stuck in the sleeve.
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? To blow dry her cocktail.