What did the blonde say when she couldn't find her keys? 'I guess I'm just going to drive me crazy.'

Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the bar? She wanted to light up the dance floor.

How did the blonde break her leg while playing soccer? She was kicking air.

Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? To locate the nearest happy hour.

How did the blonde drown while drinking soda? She mistook the straw for a snorkel.

How do you confuse a blonde for an hour? Give her a puzzle with 59 pieces.

Why did the blonde bring a knife to the bar? She heard they had a slice of life.

What do you call a blonde who can't bake? A plain disaster.

Why did the blonde go to the beach with a shovel? She wanted to dig for buried treasure.

How do you get a blonde to exercise? Put her in front of a mirror and tell her it's a race.

Why did the blonde bring a candle to a job interview? She wanted to light up the room.

What do you call a blonde who can't swim? A sinking feeling.

Why did the blonde take a clock to the bar? She wanted to make time for a drink.

How do you confuse a blonde for a day? Give her a map with no directions.

Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? She heard they had a nail-studded cocktail.

What do you call a blonde who can't drive? A crash course.

Why did the blonde go to the bank with a map? She wanted to find the money tree.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Put a mirror in front of her and tell her it's a microphone.

Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? She heard they had a shooting star cocktail.

What do you call a blonde who's always lost? A GPS-challenged navigator.

Why did the blonde go to the pet store with a leash? She wanted to take a walk on the wild side.