Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? So she could order drinks from the top shelf.
What do you call a blonde with 90% brain power? Divorced.
Why did the blonde put ice in their cereal? They wanted a cold breakfast.
What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Smart enough to look up 'blonde'.
What did the blonde think when they heard that 90% of car accidents occur close to home? They moved next door.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? They heard it was drawing a crowd.
How do you get a blonde to stay in the corner? Put a circle there.
Why did the blonde refuse to play hide and seek? They kept getting lost.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall with a sandwich? They wanted a see-through lunch.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the concert? They heard it was a smash hit.
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she'll take three hours and two trips to Home Depot.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? In case she had to draw blood.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said 'don't walk'.
What did the blonde say when asked for her ID? 'You don't need to see my identification'.
Why did the blonde bring a laptop to the bar? She heard they had wifi and spirits.
What did the blonde do when she saw 'Keep off the grass' sign? Looked for the on-ramp.
Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? To make sure happy hour didn't pass her by.
What did the blonde say when she saw a 'No Trespassing' sign? 'Do they not want visitors?'.
Why did the blonde bring a rake to the bar? She heard they were leafing out good deals.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? To break the ice, of course.