Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde who can't make decisions? An indecisive genius.
Why did the blonde bring a key to the bar? She heard they had happy hours.
What do you call a blonde who's lost in a forest? A blonde explorer.
Why did the blonde go to the doctor with a ladder? She wanted a second opinion.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they had a writing table.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A genius hairdresser.
Why did the blonde fail the puzzle on the first day? It said 3-5 years so she decided to wait.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they need to draw blood to get drinks.
How do you drown a blonde in a puddle? Put a mirror at the bottom and tell her it's a way out.
Why was the blonde running in circles? She thought she was chasing her tail.
Why did the blonde put cheerios in her ears? She wanted to make a round trip.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? An optimist.
What do you call a blonde with a PhD? A blonde doctor.
Why did the blonde drive straight through the intersection? She saw the 'STOP' sign, but didn't know what it meant.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? To not wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the blonde think she could fly? She saw a hairstyle in a magazine called 'Aerodynamics.'
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a piece of paper with 'please turn over' written on both sides.
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell? Pregnant.
Why did the blonde get excited about completing a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
How do you get a blonde to laugh on a Thursday? Tell her a joke on Monday.
Why did the blonde tip-toe around the computer? She was afraid of waking up the mouse.