Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? To nail the drinks.
How do you confuse a blonde for months? Send her on a treasure hunt with a broken map.
Why did the blonde bring a backpack to the zoo? To pack some animal crackers.
What do you call a blonde with a calculator? Counting her blessings.
Why did the blonde bring a thermometer to the beach? To measure the hotness.
What did the blonde say when she found out there's no elevator to success? 'I'll take the stairs.'
Why did the blonde bring a kite to the bar? To catch a buzz.
How do you confuse a blonde for years? Tell her to count the stars.
Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? To show she's well-read.
What do you call a blonde with a tape measure? Measuring her options.
Why did the blonde bring a fan to the restaurant? To cool down the hot plates.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Why did the blonde bring a straw to the bar? She heard the drinks were on tap.
How do you confuse a blonde for days? Give her a mirror and ask her to find the reflection.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain? She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
How do you confuse a blonde in the winter? Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'No Trespassing' sign? She called the police because she couldn't find the password.
Why did the blonde bring an umbrella to the bar? She heard the bartender was making it rain.
How did the blonde break her leg while ironing? She fell off the ironing board trying to surf on the steam.
What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her bed in the dark? She decided to sleep in the bathroom because it had the most reflection.
How do you confuse a blonde for hours on end? Put her in a blank room and ask her to find the corners.