Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the grocery store? She heard the prices were sky-high.

Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the bar? She heard it was a 'cutting-edge' place.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the paint store? She heard they had a high gloss section.

How did the blonde die from eating cereal? She choked on the alphabet.

What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Under Construction' sign? 'I guess we can't go that way!'

Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the party? She heard it was a straight-edge affair.

Why did the blonde think she could fly by jumping off a building? She saw a high-flying bird and got inspired.

How did the blonde try to get a tan in the dark? She sat in front of the microwave.

Why did the blonde bring a chainsaw to the flower shop? She wanted to 'cut' some roses.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'But how do we leave?'

Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the beach? She heard there was buried treasure.

Why did the blonde try to use a calculator to call someone? She heard it had 'number keys'.

Did you hear about the blonde who got excited about finishing a puzzle in 2 months? The box said 3-5 years.

How did the blonde break her arm trying to jump off the swing? She missed.

How did the blonde break the window while cleaning it? She mistook it for a mirror.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard there was a pillow fight.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her phone charger? She tried to charge it with positive thinking.

Why did the blonde bring a calculator to bed? She wanted to count sheep faster.

How did the blonde break her leg walking down the stairs? She fell off the bottom step.

Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the bar? She wanted to take shots from afar.

What did the blonde say when she saw a 'Do Not Enter' sign? 'How will I get in?'