Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the cooking class? She heard it was a whisk list.
How do you confuse a blonde while driving? Put her in a roundabout and tell her to take the fourth exit.
How do you confuse a blonde at the airport? Tell her the flight is on time.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A barber.
How do you confuse a blonde in the bathroom? Hand her a hair dryer and tell her it's a vacuum cleaner.
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a paper.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill? All wet.
How do you confuse a blonde at the library? Tell her to go to the non-fiction section.
How do you get a blonde to start a campfire? Tell her it's a blonde roast.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead meat.
Why did the blonde wear a helmet when painting? She was afraid of a brush with death.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair dark brown? Artificial intelligence.
Why did the blonde stop at the stop sign for hours? It said 'stop' and she took it literally.
How do you know a blonde's been using the computer? Whiteout on the screen.
What do you call a blonde with a college degree? A success story.
Why did the blonde comb the mirror? She wanted to look good on all sides.
How do you confuse a blonde at the supermarket? Give her three choices of bread and ask her to pick one.
How do you irritate a blonde at a bar? Feed her a piece of yeast and ask her to wait for her bread.
What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blow job with handlebars.
How does a blonde part their hair? With a knife.
How do you drown a blonde in coffee? Tell her it's at the bottom of the cup.