Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Out of Order' sign? 'I'll just use it'.
Why did the blonde bring a swimsuit to the bar? She heard it was a pool party.
Why did the blonde bring a kite to the bar? She heard it was a high-flying night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Not a Step' sign? 'I'll jump'.
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She heard it was a flash mob.
Why did the blonde bring a skateboard to the bar? She heard it was a kickflip joint.
Why did the blonde bring a beach chair to the bar? She heard it was a sunny spot.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No U-Turn' sign? 'I'll just circle back'.
Why did the blonde bring a tambourine to the bar? She heard it was a musical chair.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was a nightcap.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Do Not Touch' sign? 'Guess I'll touch it later'.
Why did the blonde bring a blanket to the bar? She heard it was a bedtime story.
Why did the blonde bring a clock to the bar? She heard it was a happy hour.
Why did the blonde bring a beach towel to the bar? She heard it was a shore thing.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'Reserved' sign? 'Guess I'll stand'.
Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? She heard it was a novel experience.
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the bar? She heard it was a snapshot.
Why did the blonde bring a plant to the bar? She heard it was a root beer.
Why did the blonde bring a beach ball to the bar? She heard it was a ballroom dance.
What did the blonde say when she saw the 'No Exit' sign? 'I'll just enter'.
Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was a 'comfortable' place.