How do you get a blonde to stop looking out the window? Roll up the window.

Why did the blonde get excited at the casino? She heard they were dealing with 'cardigans'.

Why did the blonde bring a heart monitor to the bar? She wanted to check if it had good 'beats'.

How do you confuse a blonde at the beach? Give her a map and ask her to find the ocean.

Why did the blonde keep bouncing on the scales at the gym? She heard she needed to 'balance' her weight.

Why did the blonde bring a fan to the bar? She heard it was a 'cool' place to hang out.

How do you confuse a blonde on a diet? Give her a blank piece of paper and tell her it's a 'menu'.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'No Parking Anytime'? 'Guess I'll park here all the time'.

Why did the blonde bring a calendar to the bar? She heard it was 'time to get together'.

How do you confuse a blonde in a cornfield? Tell her the corn has ears but can't hear her jokes.

Why did the blonde bring a pillow to the bar? She heard it was a 'soft opening'.

Why did the blonde bring a pogo stick to the bar? She heard it was 'hopping' with excitement.

How do you confuse a blonde trying to parallel park? Tell her it's a 'side hug' for cars.

How do you confuse a blonde at a traffic light? Tell her it's a stoplight for bananas.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the bar? She heard it was a 'reflective' establishment.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? The keyboard has blonde hair stuck in it.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign 'High Voltage'? 'I better not get electrified'.

How do you confuse a blonde on Halloween? Tell her to carve the pumpkin before you take the seeds out.

Why did the blonde bring a watch to the bar? She wanted to make sure it was 'happy hour'.

Why did the blonde bring a shopping cart to the bar? She heard it was 'supermarket sweep' night.

What did the blonde say when she saw a sign that said 'Free drinks for ladies'? 'Where can I find the ladies for my free drinks?'