Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde with a shovel? Digging herself a hole.
Why did the blonde fail math? She couldn't count on her fingers and toes at the same time.
What do you call a blonde with a tape measure? Measuring up to expectations.
What do you call a blonde with a ladder? Ambitious.
Why did the blonde fail geometry? She couldn't find the right angle.
What do you call a blonde with a watch? Timekeeper.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the calendar? She didn't want to scare the months.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She threw it a life jacket.
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? To blow the roof off.
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? An accident waiting to happen.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soda? It said 'open here' but she couldn't find where.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She gave it a glass of water.
Why did the blonde stare at the clock for an hour? She thought time was standing still.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She drowned it in a puddle.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? In case there was a pop quiz.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? By grounding it.
What do you call a blonde with a cell phone? A dial-up.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to bed? To measure how tall she slept.
What do you call a blonde with a flashlight? A bright spark.
Why did the blonde bring a spoon to the bar? For the soup of the day.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? By putting too much water in the fishbowl.