Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
Why did the blonde bring a sandal to the bar? She heard they had flip-flops.
How do you confuse a blonde on a road trip? Put up a 'Narrow Bridge' sign and watch her turn around.
Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the movie theater? She heard it was a drive-in.
What's a blonde's favorite accessory? A map, because she gets lost easily.
How do you get a blonde to stop laughing on Wednesday? Tell her the joke wasn't that funny.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the coffee shop? To break the ice.
What do you call a blonde with a positive COVID test? A hopeful case.
How do you know a blonde has been in your garden? The flowers are all wearing sunglasses.
Why did the blonde take a ladder to the comedy club? She heard the jokes were on a higher level.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the beach? She heard the ocean was a foot deep.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? Because it said 'remove the label for cooking instructions' and she couldn't figure out how to remove the label.
What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be cold outside? She put on a sweater!
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Home improvement!
What did the blonde do when she saw the 'don't walk' sign? She danced!
Why was the blonde staring at the can of orange juice for hours? Because it said concentrate.
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box say 'oats are a good source of cholesterol?' She didn't want cholesterol so she put it back.
Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they had karaoke and wanted to write down the lyrics!
Why did the blonde think she could be a doctor? She heard they had a lot of patience!
Why did the blonde put ice in her computer? She heard it needed to cool down to prevent a meltdown!
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bakery? She heard the bread was on the rise.
What do you call a blonde who loves gardening? A plant enthusiast.