Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What do you call a blonde who colors her hair red? A walking stop sign.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup for hours? It said 'serve chilled.'
What do you call a blonde with an Instagram account? A selfie queen.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to the casino? To measure her luck.
How did the blonde try to kill a mouse? She asked it to play dead.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the gym? She heard the exercise equipment was on the top floor.
How did the blonde try to kill a plant? She overwatered it and drowned it.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the beach? She heard the waves were high.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the park? She heard the trees were tall.
How did the blonde try to kill a fish? She took it on a walk in the desert.
Why did the blonde fail physics? She thought gravity was just a suggestion.
What do you call a blonde with a microscope? Searching for her brain cells.
What do you call a blonde with a dictionary? Intelligent (because she's reading).
Why did the blonde fail astronomy? She thought a shooting star was a falling celebrity.
What do you call a blonde with a flashlight? A bright idea.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of soup? It said 'open here' but she was still confused.
How did the blonde try to kill a bird? She threw it a parachute.
What do you call a blonde with a hammer? Nail artist.
Why did the blonde fail chemistry? She couldn't find the element of surprise.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of intoxication.
Why did the blonde fail biology? She thought DNA stood for 'National Dyslexics Association.'