Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
How do you know a blonde has been at the carnival? The clown shoes are three sizes too big.
What do you call a blonde surrounded by smart people? Lost.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She wanted to meet everyone on a higher level.
How do you know a blonde has been painting? There are lipstick marks all over the canvas.
Why did the blonde bring a phone to the bar? To call shots!
What did the blonde do when she heard someone talking about 'turning up the heat'? She turned up the volume on her radio.
Why did the blonde fail at comedy? She couldn't find the punchline.
Why did the blonde bring a book to the bar? In case the conversation needed some plot twists.
Why did the blonde bring a bat to the bar? She heard there was a grand slam.
What do you call a blonde who works at a bakery? A doughnut hole puncher.
How do you know a blonde has been playing hide and seek? You can see the goggles above her head.
Why did the blonde wear a tiara to the bar? She wanted to be crowned the life of the party.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A wind-up doll.
Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the bar? To measure up to the competition.
Why did the blonde fail the puzzle? She thought the pieces were black and white films.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of paint? Because it said 'watch paint dry' and she thought it was a challenge.
What do you call a blonde at a science fair? Lost.
What do you call a blonde with a master's degree? A waitress.
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bank? She heard they had hot air.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of milk? Because it said 'explore beyond this point' and she was lost.
What do you call a blonde surrounded by empty beer bottles? The life of the party.