What do you call a blonde with a dye job? Artificial intelligence.

Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck to the bar? To prevent the bartender from giving her another blonde moment.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket shopping cart? The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

What did the blonde customer say to the waiter at the restaurant? 'I'll have the same thing as the person next to me.'

Why was the blonde so proud of finishing a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because it said 2-4 years on the box.

What's a blonde's idea of a power trip? Running an extension cord to the scale.

Why did the blonde get a job at the M&M factory? So she could make the candies skinnier.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

How did the blonde try to make her computer faster? She turned on the turbo mode.

How did the blonde know she had a missed call? Her phone had a voicemail.

What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to be chilly? She grabbed a bowl.

Why did the blonde bring a mirror to the desert? To see if there was anyone else there.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find the remote? She changed the channel by hand.

Why did the blonde wear a helmet to the bar? She heard it was a smashing time.

What did the blonde do when she couldn't find her car keys? She called a locksmith to break into her house.

What do you call 10 blondes standing in a row? Wind tunnel testing.

What did the blonde say to the physicist? 'Why is it so hot in here?'

What happened when the blonde missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Why did the blonde wear her glasses to the movie theater? She heard it was PG-13.

What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A fake blonde.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.