Jokes based on common stereotypes, often exaggerated (use with caution).
What did the blonde do when she heard it was chili outside? Grab a spoon and head to the door.
Why did the blonde bring a hairdryer to the bar? She heard they had cool drinks.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the bar? To nail the happy hour specials.
Why did the blonde bring a tennis racket to the bowling alley? She heard they were serving up strikes.
Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the dance class? She thought they were making moves in the kitchen.
Why did the blonde bring a lawn chair to the concert? She wanted front row seats without standing.
Why did the blonde bring a shovel to the comedy show? She thought they were digging up some new jokes.
Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the movie theater? She wanted a better view of the screen.
Why did the blonde bring a pogo stick to the dance club? She heard they were jumping with joy.
Why did the blonde bring a steering wheel to the bank? She thought they were giving out free spins.
Why did the blonde bring a parachute to the office? She heard they were reaching new heights in productivity.
Why did the blonde bring a lawn mower to the airport? She thought they were offering free airfare cuts.
Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the ski resort? She wanted to catch some powder waves.
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the pool? She thought they were having a hot tub party.
Why did the blonde bring a wrench to the bakery? She heard they were fixing up some fresh bread.
Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the art gallery? She thought they were nailing the exhibits.
Why did the blonde bring a jackhammer to the concert? She thought they were rocking out with some heavy metal.
Why did the blonde bring a snorkel to the desert? She heard there was an oasis of watermelon.
Why did the blonde bring a GPS to the hiking trail? She wanted to make sure she didn't get lost in the snack aisle.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the zoo? She wanted to take her selfie game to new heights.
Why did the blonde bring a map to the bar? She heard it was a maze of drink options.