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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Yale
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yale tell me to keep waiting, let me in!
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Zane
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Zane to open up the door now, please!
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Zeke
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Tom of jokes, let me in!
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Tim
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Tim to open the door, I'm freezing out here!
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Tyler
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Tyler dog in and let me in please!
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Victor
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Victor any other way, open the door!
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Vince
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Vince me a break and open up!
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Wesley
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Sean me through, let me in!
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Steve
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Steve me your key and let me in!
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Stan
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Stan me in the cold much longer, let me in!
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