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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Milo-nial problem, not opening the door for me!
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Mark
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Mark down on your calendar to let me in!
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Nathan
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Nathan that's enough, open the door for me!
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Nick
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Matt
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Louie to let me in, please!
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Marcus
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Marcus over and let me in, I'm cold out here!
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Maxed out my knocking, now open the door!
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Mason
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Mason the neighborhood dog, let me in!
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Miles
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Miles away, I know, but open the door already!
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Kyle me crazy, just let me in!
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Liam
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Liam down, open the door, I'm tired of knocking!
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Luke who's here asking you to open the door!
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Leo
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Leo me in, it's freezing out here!
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