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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Jared
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Jared my jokes are getting old, just let me in!
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Iona stupid joke, now open up!
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Jasper
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Jasper the friendly neighbor, here to say hi!
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Jack
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Jack knocked all day, why didn't you let me in?
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Joseph your door was locked, I could've used a key!
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Jake
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Jake all day, but you're finally here to open up!
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Joel
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Isaac you have the key to let me in?
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Ina little while, I'll be inside!
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Ida thought you'd never open the door!
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Isabel when I knocked, why didn't you answer?
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Ivan the mood for knocking all day!
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Izzy
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Izzy you open the door?
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Iona
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Hugh can make me wait out here so long?
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Hansel over the keys, I need to get in!
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