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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Hazel
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Hazel love to come in and chat with you!
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Hannah a headache from all this knocking!
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Ivan the neighborhood and thought I'd say hi!
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Glen the way, it's cold out here!
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Gail
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Gail you let me in soon?
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Hans off me, let me in!
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Hank
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Hank on the door, I'm here to see you!
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Hal you open the door already?
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Heidi-ho, here I am knocking away!
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Gary me, I gotta pee and the bathroom is locked!
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Gus
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Gus the one who's knocking, let me in!
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Grant
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Grant me access to your home, please!
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Greta question, is the door locked on purpose?
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Glen
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Flora wait, I'm coming in!
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Felix please, I'm freezing out here!
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