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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Fiona moment, I'll be inside soon!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fitbit
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Elmer your doorbell isn't working, that's why I knocked!
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Egbert
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Egbert to be let in soon, right?
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Ernie or later, you have to let me in!
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Ed
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Ed have you heard the doorbell?
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Eugene
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Eugene to come in or keep knocking?
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Elsie
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Elsie jokes, let me in!
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Don delay, open the door!
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David
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David enough, let me in!
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Dexter
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Dexter your doorstep, let me in!
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Ella loo, can you open the door?
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Elmer
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Diana
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Diana across the street, can you help me?
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