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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Duke
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Duke see me knocking?
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Dolly
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Dolly teases, I'm cold out here!
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Dan
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Dan you just open up already?
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Don
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Candace doorbell is broken, that's why I knocked!
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Deborah you know where I can get a burger?
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Dewey have to wait outside much longer?
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Dale
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Dale me a favor and open the door!
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Dora shut, I need in!
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Dillon
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Dillon with you soon, just let me in!
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Barbara
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Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
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Beans a pleasure to meet you!
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Carmen let me in before I freeze!
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Corrie on with this joke already!
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Cereal so great to see you!
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