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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Greg
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Greg out of bed and open the door!
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Gwen you let me in?
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George
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George is joke is getting old, open up!
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Fitbit is great for tracking all my knocking!
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Floyd
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Floyd around the door, let me in!
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Fran moment, I'll be there!
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Fay
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Fay be laughed at this joke!
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Frank
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Frank you so much for opening the door!
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Eddie
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Eddie up and open this door!
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Ewan
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Ewan to be inside chatting with you!
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Eve
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Eve is dropping on this funny joke!
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Eileen
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Eileen my bed, not standing at your door!
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