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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Larry
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Larry me in already!
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Logan
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Logan a few miles to come and knock at your door, now let me in!
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Louie
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Ken you please open the door now?
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Kevin
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Kevin was chilly out here, now it's your turn to open!
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Katie believe I'm still knocking, let me in!
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Kylie
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Kylie me a break, open the door, I'm freezing!
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Karen
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Karen on knocking, waiting for you to let me in!
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Kyle
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Joel not come in already?
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Jerry
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Jerry long day, I want to come in and relax!
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Jude
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Jude so funny, opening the door is a treat!
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Joshua
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Joshua bit chilly out here, mind opening up?
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