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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Peter
Knock-Knock Jokes
Peter not to let me in, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Paul
Knock-Knock Jokes
Paul are you doing, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Quinn
Knock-Knock Jokes
Quinn-necessary and let me in, please!
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Quincy door is taking so long to open!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Roy
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Roylet me in now, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nick of time, open the door!
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Noah need for you to keep me waiting, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Owen
Knock-Knock Jokes
Owen to the door and let me in, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oliver this knocking, let me in already!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oscar you to open the door, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Patrick
Knock-Knock Jokes
Patrick me a treat and open the door!
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Matt my threshold for these jokes, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Marvin
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Marvin late, let me in, please!
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Milo
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