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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Ted me in, it's freezing out here!
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Tom
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Rodney
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Rodney way are you not opening the door!
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Ryan
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Ryan for you to open the door, let me in!
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Scott
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Scott to open the door, I'm tired of knocking!
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Sam person who's been knocking, let me in!
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Shane
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Shane on you for not opening the door sooner!
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Ricky
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Ricky is a hard nut to crack, open the door!
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Ray
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Ray to your door, let me in!
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Randy
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Randy the doorbell seems to be broken, that's why I knocked!
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Ron
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Ron with the jokes, let's get to opening the door!
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Russell
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Russell to make me keep knocking, open the door!
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