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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Candace
Knock-Knock Jokes
Betty hurry up and open this door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bruce you seem a little lost!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bettie
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Bettie come inside, it's cold out here!
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Billy
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Billy the doors are all locked!
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Bonnie have to knock so many times to get in?
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Basil your dinner is getting cold!
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Alpaca the suitcase, I'll grab the rest!
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Arthur any snacks left?
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Avery second now, I'll be inside!
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Atlas be the best joke you've heard all day!
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Adore is between us, so just let me in!
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Ali want for Christmas is you!
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Althea later, I'm going home now!
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Anna other knock-knock joke!
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Asher what your name is?
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Abel to house me for the night?
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Art you going to open the door or what?
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Annie body there to open the door?
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