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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Louis the one who's been knocking all evening!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mona little kindness and let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rita nice joke to tell!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Terry another knock at the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda hang out with me inside?
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Dora the explorer of new knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Drew nother knock on the door!
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Greta knock-knock joke coming your way!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hans off the door and make way for the jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ida know, I'm just knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Isabel ringing your doorbell!
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Rufus the doorbell didn't work!
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Sue's knocking at your door!
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Teddy bear I come in?
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Avery special person!
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I didn't mean to scare you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bruce way you're not opening the door?
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Asher I knock, the door shall be opened!
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Marco Polo, come on in!
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Margo to another door if you're not letting me in!
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Cheers to more knock-knock jokes!
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