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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Corrie on telling more knock-knock jokes!
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Dole
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dole out some more jokes!
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Rufus the doorbell didn't work, that's why I knocked!
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Vera second, I'll tell you another joke!
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Anna nother knock-knock joke!
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Arthur any other knock-knock jokes?
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Beans
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Margo down and open the door!
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Nora bit chilly out here, can I come in?
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Rufus
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Hans
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Hans off the door and let me in!
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Mabel
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Mabel we can stop with the knock-knock jokes now.
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Alma bit tired of knocking!
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Winston you gonna open up?
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Zelda
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Zelda door open now!
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Fanny
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Fanny-tastic, you unlocked the door!
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