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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Oscar silly question, open up!
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Rex
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Rex-cited to see who's behind this door!
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Sean
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Sean someone to open the door!
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Terry
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Terry few seconds before I knock again!
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Wally-t you opening the door?
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Zack
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Violet moment, I'm trying to open the door!
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Adam
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Adam up and open the door!
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Dora the explorer of this door!
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Gary
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Gary the one who needs to come in!
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Olga-ten you gonna let me in!
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Bonnie chance you open the door?
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Greta the door already!
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Hugh
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Hugh gonna let me in?
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Ida know why you won't open the door!
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