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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Atlas me finally knocking on your door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita birthday cake!
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No thanks, I use Google!
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Doughnut forget to let me in!
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Golf time, let's knock-knock!
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Arfur
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Arfur got the time to answer the door?
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Ken I come in?
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Voodoo you think you are, knocking like that?
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Anna
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Anna one... Anna-two...
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Orange you glad you didn't miss this knock-knock joke?
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Lettuce in for a good time!
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Candice door open or should I keep knocking?
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Aardvark
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Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
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Eyes
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Eyes so excited to see you!
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Sam person who knocked on your door before!
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June know how long I've been knocking?
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Leaf me alone, I'm knocking!
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