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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Pasta salt, please!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Venice
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Venice to meet you!
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Dorothy
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Dorothy whole world is knocking!
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Wanda come in and find out!
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Wendy bell you gonna answer?
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Boo who do you think you are not opening the door?
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Gouda
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Avery busy, can you come back later?
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Isa-bell working to open this door!
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Doughnut forget to answer the door!
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Ants
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Ants in my pants!
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Ali
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Ali need is a good knock-knock joke!
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It's to whom, learn some grammar!
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Basil you open the door for me?
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Dewey have to keep knocking on this door?
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Deborah open, it's cold outside!
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