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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Isaac
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Isaac need a locksmith to open this door?
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Lucy luck is needed to answer the door!
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Rita sweet, please open up!
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Hector late. Let me in!
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Tammy
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Tammy time you opened this door!
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Tina cross the street to unlock the door!
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Gilbert
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Gilbert me for knocking so late!
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Fritz
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Fritz the one who needs to enter!
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Letitia
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Letitia in or I'll keep knocking!
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Oliver
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Oliver you open the door, I'll stop knocking!
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Aida
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Aida lot of knocking going on!
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A mosquito just bit me, Amosquito!
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Hector
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Gouda one that answered the door!
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