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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Just in time for a knock-knock joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Gladys the weekend, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Do we have to keep knocking?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Juan to tell you, it's a knock-knock joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fig-ure it out yourself!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Butter let me in or else!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fish
Knock-Knock Jokes
Bless you, little fish!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard you like to be knocked on the door all day?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Adore
Knock-Knock Jokes
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Yo da best!
Knock-Knock Jokes
You're not a shoe!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Fig
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Candice door open or must I knock again?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Just in time for more knock-knock jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo happy to see me?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. Doorbell repairman who? Ding dong, gotcha!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Red. Red who? Red a book lately?
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