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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Cows it going in there?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ella later alligator!
Knock-Knock Jokes
June know you wanted to hear another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ken you please open the door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Pasta me the key, I'm locked out!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Asher
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Police stop me from telling more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sam person who's been knocking on your door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda come in and hear another joke?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Butter open up and let me in!
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Cheers
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Figuring out when you'll open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Honeydew you know how long I've been knocking?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ice cream every time I tell another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin time for more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Karate
Knock-Knock Jokes
Karate the door down if you don't open it soon!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Noah good knock-knock jokes?
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Olive a sudden the door opens!
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Beans a pleasure knocking on your door!
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