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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Adam on you hanging up on me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Abel to hook me up with a ride?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arfur got that treat you promised me?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ash me another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Atlas you let me in, it's freezing out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alma glad to see me?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Abel
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arthur any snacks in the house?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita borrow your pencil?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ali'd like to come in now!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Zelda later, got more jokes for you!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Teddy best jokes are yet to come!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Trevor the best jokes are still to come!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Violet-tly hilarious jokes outside your door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wally tell you, these jokes are funny!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Hector nother joke coming your way!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Isabelle working the doorbell today?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lucy like someone who loves a good joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Oscar an opportunity for me to tell more jokes!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rex-cited to tell another joke!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Sean some good knock-knock jokes your way!
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