Knock, knock. Who's there? Itchy. Itchy who? Itchy for you to open this door already!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for such a long time, can you hear me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jester. Jester who? Jester act right and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah reason you’re not laughing at my jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Cash me if I fall from laughing too hard!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wiggle. Wiggle who? Wiggle-ly happy you're here to hear my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hike up those pants, we're going on an adventure!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door and let me in for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your laughter will never end with my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatching everything you're doing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep when I back up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's your turn to laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream for ice cream jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce joke around some more!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but here I am!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream so loud, I had to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Radar. Radar who? Radar few people here laugh at these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze are you laughing at these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatching at you, waiting for a response!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have a great time telling jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Don't cry, we'll have a drink and forget the bad jokes!