Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch doin' and answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream when I see a scary movie!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Woo-hoo, it's time for more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry the one I love, will you be mine?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Elsa. Elsa who? Elsa joke, can I come in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Twit. Twit who? Aw, thank you! You're so sweet!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to meet me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me, who you're looking for?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas do me a favor and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your money should be enough for lunch!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze you lose!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? Cabbage patch doll wants to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Car. Car who? Car you come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you not let me in?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the one that got away!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye believe you're not laughing at my joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo who? I didn't know you were an owl!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now give me your wallet!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you’ll be gone for a while!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right, who’s there?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you doing today? I'm here to bring some laughs!