Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive my love for jokes that make you smile!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come inside? It's freezing out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive for you and pepper for me, let's spice up this joke session!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you doing today? Ready for another great joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Snowman. Snowman who? Snowman you've never met before!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who? Wooden you love a good joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the lock, I'll be able to get in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al be back to tell more jokes later!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and so does everyone else!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm here to make you smile!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split between us, I'll tell you a joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe without any more jokes, so here's another one!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo help me, I can't open this door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you forgot, I'm here to tell jokes!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me, so let's swap jokes instead!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin who? Benjamin here all night, waiting for you to open the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig leaf sticking to you in the breeze!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Linda. Linda who? Linda hand, please!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be stuck in this joke forever?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to see you again!