Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig your battles, I'm here to help!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yahoo. Yahoo who? I didn't know you were a search engine!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy days till Friday?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, right?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I just got here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and me should go grab a coffee!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arnie. Arnie who? Arnie working today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know how funny I am!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana be alone right now!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatcha doing and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna laugh at another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda laugh at this silly joke with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? George coming up with all these funny jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have you rolling on the floor with laughter!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome for the laughs!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah hard feelings, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for you to laugh at this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? Aladdin other great joke for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ira. Ira who? Ira gonna keep making you laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow reason not to laugh at this joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fig. Fig who? Fig out this joke and you'll be laughing all day!