I always find it funny how we pretend to be on the phone when we want to avoid someone in public, as if holding a phone up to our ear makes us invisible.

Isn't it strange how we trust a vacuum to suck up dirt from our floors, but we still feel the need to sweep before using it?

I think it’s funny how we always trust the second opinion of Google more than our doctor’s.

Do you ever realize how quickly you can go from ‘I’m not that hungry’ to ‘I will eat everything in sight’ when you see dessert?

We think we can multitask, but in reality, we're just doing multiple things poorly at the same time.

I always wonder why we say 'excuse me' to someone we accidentally bump into, as if we expect a response back.

Have you ever noticed how we give ourselves a pep talk before calling someone, even though most likely, it will go straight to voicemail?

I always find it amusing how people bring a shopping list to a grocery store but end up buying everything except what's on the list.

It's funny how we check our phone for the time, only to forget to look at the time and end up scrolling mindlessly through social media.

Why do we call it a 'shortcut' when taking a different route always ends up taking longer?

I love how we pretend to be busy at work by carrying around a stack of papers, even though most of the time they're just blank sheets.

Have you noticed how we always look for our phone while talking on the phone? It's like we need a backup phone to find our main phone.

Why is it that we clean the house before guests come over, when they're just going to mess it up again anyway?

People always say 'it's the thought that counts,' but if I gave someone a thoughtful gift card, I'm pretty sure they'd still be disappointed.

It's funny how we spend hours looking for the perfect emoji to respond to a message, only for the other person to reply with 'lol.'

Why is it that we play with our food even though we were taught not to? Can't resist making smiley faces in mashed potatoes.

We always want to go back to sleep after hitting the snooze button, even though those extra minutes never feel satisfying.

It's funny how we resist buying something until it's marked as 'limited edition,' then suddenly it becomes a must-have.

Why is it that we pronounce 'Wednesday' as 'Wenz-day' but still spell it out in our minds as 'Wed-nes-day'?

People say 'money talks' but mine just waves goodbye as it disappears into bills and expenses.

It's interesting how we trust the weather app more than we trust actual meteorologists on the news.