Why do we feel the need to check our phones every two minutes even when we're not expecting any important messages?

Isn't it funny how we never have time to exercise, but always find time to binge-watch TV shows?

Why do we always add 'lol' to the end of a text to soften the message even when it's not funny?

Isn't it funny how we try to hold in our sneezes in public as if it's a social taboo?

Why do we instinctively tap our foot or drum our fingers when waiting for something?

Isn't it funny how we act like we're interested in conversations when really we're just waiting for our turn to speak?

Isn't it funny how we meticulously plan our vacations but end up sleeping the days away once we get there?

Why do we pretend to understand complicated recipes on cooking shows when all we make is boxed mac and cheese?

Why do we always assume someone else in the meeting will ask the question we're too scared to ask?

Isn't it funny how we always wait until the last minute to start a project, even though we know it'll be stressful?

Why do we act surprised when the predictable plot twist in a movie actually happens?

Why do we insist on hitting the snooze button multiple times, even though we know we'll be late?

Why do we pretend to read the entire terms and conditions agreement when we really just want to click 'I agree'?

Why do we say 'I'm fine' when someone asks how we're doing, even when we're clearly not?

Isn't it funny how we always overpack for a weekend trip, even though we end up wearing the same outfit the whole time?

Why do we always laugh at our own jokes before we even finish telling them?

Why do we pretend to understand someone when we actually have no clue what they're talking about?

Isn't it funny how we always act surprised when the forecasted rain actually arrives?

Why do we feel the urge to make random noises when we're alone in a quiet room?

Why do we wave back at someone who's waving to the person behind us?

Isn't it funny how we go to bed early on weekends to 'catch up on sleep', but end up staying up later than on weekdays?