Do you ever wonder why our phone batteries die quicker on days when we need them the most?

Why do we have the urge to look back at our food after we've eaten the last bite?

Isn't it strange how we talk to ourselves out loud but get embarrassed when someone overhears us?

Do you ever catch yourself staring at your reflection in a store window and wonder who that person is?

Why do we feel the need to fill awkward silences with meaningless small talk?

Do you ever feel like you're being watched when you're home alone and hear strange noises?

Why do we always pick the longest line at the grocery store and then regret our decision?

I wonder if trees have social media to post their leaf updates.

Isn't it funny how we feel a sudden burst of energy to clean right before guests arrive?

Isn't it strange how we trust a pilot we've never met to fly us on a plane, but won't trust a stranger with our phone?

Do you ever feel like your pet is judging you when you dance around the house?

Why do we act surprised when the weather app predicts rain, even though we saw the clouds outside?

Do you ever notice how time slows down when you're waiting for a microwave to finish, but speeds up when you're trying to hit the snooze button?

Isn't it funny how we all suddenly become expert chefs when we're reheating leftovers in the microwave?

Why is it that we spend more time searching for something to watch on Netflix than actually watching something?

Have you ever noticed how people in horror movies never seem to have heard of turning on the lights?

I noticed that the only time I can successfully parallel park is when nobody is around to witness it.

Isn't it funny how we never know what to do with our arms when taking a group photo?

I hate it when people ask if I'm left or right-handed. Can't they see I'm ambidextrous? I can spill coffee with both hands!

Why do we bother hitting the 'snooze' button on our alarms? Like as if those extra 5 minutes of sleep will make a difference in our day.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? It's like the rules were intentionally designed to confuse us.