Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who's also a beekeeper? A honey-loving legislator.
Why did the politician carry a map to the election? To navigate through all the loopholes.
What do you call a group of politicians swimming in a pool? Floating voters.
Why don't politicians trust atoms? They make up everything.
Why did the politician bring a plant to the debate? To show they have some roots.
Why did the politician break up with their calendar? It couldn't keep up with all the flip-flopping.
Why did the politician study meteorology? To always be prepared for a political storm.
Why did the politician start meditating? To find inner peace amidst political chaos.
Why don't politicians take up fishing? They're used to throwing their supporters back in the water after elections.
Why did the politician sit on the clock during meetings? To be the hands of time.
What do you call a politician who takes too many vacations? A trip-ping hazard.
What do you call a politician who loves gardening? A re-plant-ican.
Why don't politicians believe in ghosts? Because they never stick around for long enough to be haunted.
Why did the politician start a bakery? To sugarcoat their promises.
What do you call a politician who loves to dance? A twerk-partisan.
Why did the politician carry a smartphone at all times? To swipe right on their decisions.
Why don't politicians eat clocks? They prefer to be timeless.
Why was the politician always hanging around the library? To check out their next campaign slogan.
What do you call a politician running late to a meeting? Fashionably behind schedule.
Why did the politician bring a map to the campaign trail? To make sure they stay on the right path.
What do you call a politician who's also a magician? Someone who can make promises disappear.