Why did the politician open a bakery? They wanted to rise in the polls!

Why was the politician always cool under pressure? They had an 'ice'-breaking smile!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a rock? A 'hard' decision-maker!

Why do politicians do well in school? Because they know how to elect answers!

Why did the politician go to the dentist? To improve their poll numbers!

Do you know why politicians are always in shape? They have to run for office!

What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub? A 'congress'!

Why did the political campaign manager carry a pencil? To draw up new policies!

What did the politician say to the cheese? 'You've got the 'wheys' to win!'

Why couldn't the politician make a good sports team? They kept passing the buck!

What do you call a politician who's lost an election? A 'loser' of the polls!

What's a politician's favorite type of math? 'Sum'mation!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the speech? They wanted to reflect on their policies!

Why do politicians make great actors? Because they're experts at 'campaigning'!

Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other party!

Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the debate? He wanted to play the 'blame game'!

How do politicians greet each other? With a wave of the hand and a pat on the back!

What do you call a politician who can juggle multiple scandals at once? A multitasking mess!

Why did the politician wear sunglasses to the rally? To shade himself from the truth!

How do politicians handle rejection? They just spin it into a new campaign slogan!

Why did the politician bring a suitcase to the debate? To pack up his excuses and leave if things got tough!