Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician go to the beach? To bury their scandals in the sand.
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the budget meeting? To divide and conquer.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So they could see the person they're talking down to.
What do you call a group of politicians on a sinking ship? A political party going down together.
Why did the politician become a gardener? They heard they could make a lot of green.
What do you call a politician who's also a musician? A spin doctor playing all the right notes.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get their approval rating checked.
How does a politician stay cool under pressure? They have ice water running through their veins.
What do you call a politician who can balance a budget? A unicorn.
Why did the politician bring a tape measure to the government building? To measure how much they've inflated their accomplishments.
What's a politician's favorite mode of transportation? Backpedaling.
What do you call a group of politicians on a sinking ship? A state of emergency.
Why did the politician go to the library? To check out books on ethics.
How does a politician apologize? With a non-apology apology.
What's a politician's favorite clothing brand? Double-speak.
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the speech? To play the blame game.
Why do politicians make terrible referees? They can't blow the whistle on themselves.
Why did the politician bring a teleporter to Congress? To transport their promises to a parallel universe.
What's a politician's favorite genre of music? Political hip-hop.
What do you call a politician who's always late to meetings? A filibuster.
Why did the politician take up archery? To always have a quiver full of excuses.